Crime Riddim Lyrics By Skepta
The feds wanna shift man
Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
Fuck that, I ain't a Chippendale
Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
Got me biting on my fingernails
Sitting in my hotel, listening to beats
My brethren say that he's in the rave
Told me that I should reach
So I jumped in the shower, got ready quick
Pulled up in a taxi, text my brethren
Tell him I'm on the strip
I stepped in
Went to the bar, made my order
I got my drink, I posted up in the darkest corner
This guy frantically jumping around and spilled my drink twice
But I really ain't trying to fight
Really ain't tryna see no jail tonight
The feds wanna shift man
Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
Fuck that, I ain't a Chippendale
Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
Got me biting on my fingernails
Feds wanna shift man
Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
Fuck that, I ain't a Chippendale
Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
Got me biting on my fingernails
What the fuck? This pussy must have been off his nut
In the cut, jumping around like a little slut
I pulled him up, yo, you spilled my Hennessy out my cup
And still tryna run it up, it's like this guy really wants to scuff
Flexing like he had something on the waist
Push shorty out the way, punched him in the face
Made him Shmoney dance, I made him walk away
We run out of the dance, we could've got away
But we came back, shoulda gone home and hit the sack
But he never hit me back, I was like, that's a wrap, fuck that
True we found some pretty things to keep up company
Then the feds run up on me and put the cuffs on me
What you know about four man in a cell? Couldn't sleep
Spending pennies in the pissing well
You see, my cellmate, he's a shit as well
Sitting here just waiting to hear keys in the door
I'm tryna bust this case
Even if I gotta get on my knees in the court, crazy
Trust me Dex
Fucking hell, brother man
You actually got nicked?
Man, dickhead take to fighting, thing man, look at my knuckle
Fucking hell, what, strip searched and?
Fam, not gonna lie, fam
Strip searched, they made me lift up
The feds wanna shift man
Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
Fuck that, I ain't a Chippendale
Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
Got me biting on my fingernails
Feds wanna shift man
Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
Fuck that, I ain't a Chippendale
Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
Got me biting on my fingernails
So what, what happened then? So what's the settings now, bro?
Well, man, I was just groveling to the magistrates man
Literally just begging for my life, brother
Go on, trust the powers that be, man
Aight, aight, you gon' really gonna do that right now?
Alright, I'ma fucking pull out the bazooka
I'ma blast your ass, you gonna wish you never fucking did that
Oh, eat it, man, shut your mouth
You're a fucking pussy, bro
You are a fuck, yo
Pussy? Bro, yo shut it
I swear, right now
You're shutting your shit over fucking a game, bro
Calm down
Oh yeah, where's you learn that one, your fucking mother?
No, your blood clot baby mother
Where you from?
London, get off my ass bro
You're a fucking scumbag
Ooh, scumbag
Yeah, watch, turn around
I'ma blast you in the face right now
Bang, bang, bang
Yeah pussy, pussy you are a
Okay, okay
Bro, share your location, share your location
I'll come to your yard, man
Big man thing, I'll come to your yard
You gonna come into my house?
And actually think you're gonna do that?
Get the fuck out of here, bro
Come on, big man thing
I'm right here, motherfucker
Alright, alright, alright, see ya, man
Really? Really?
Ooh, you're still talking
Bruv, you're a little gamer, man, look at me, I really do this, bruv
I do this every day, all day every day
Luck off man, every day
Yo, peace kid, later
